And now, the guys turn (via @JBDuRoneTB)
Here’s a straight guy’s view of the male talent on True Blood. As I did with the ladies, I’ll rate the recurring male roles for lowest to highest
Andy Bellefleur – now, I love the guy and his storyline; “Conscience off! Dick on!” But looks like he should be on an erectile dysfunction commercial.
Terry Bellefleur – Terry and his armadillo are awesome! He’s a wonderful, stand up guy and ranks just ahead of his brother.
Bill Compton – his haberdashery has definitely improved with his new position and thank God he’s done with bangs.
Lafayette Reynolds – the most entertaining character on the show by far! Let’s lay off the gold glitter pants though, okay Laffy?
Jason Stackhouse – impressive workout regimen dude!
Sam Merlotte – that dude has some messed up genes! Mickens alert to all potential partners!
Alcide Herveaux – fine looking guy, but WAY too much like my boss. Gives me the willies…
Eric Northman – not to be confused with wig wearing Eric Northman. He’s got the looks, the smile and the height. Stay frosty, Eric.
And yours truly? I fit in somewhere between Terry and Andy. If Meemaw Bellefleur would have me, I’d adopt into the family. I’d fit right in!